A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today.
A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief."
A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Boss is someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Life Insurance - A contract that keeps you Poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
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