Jokes of the Day

Brother wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a brother'....
Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'....

Confident vs. Confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential?' Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! '

Anger management?
Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back.. How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush .'

Types of Girls

INTERNET GIRLS

Difficult to access

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MULTIMEDIA GIRLS

She make horrible thing look beautiful

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SCREENSAVER GIRLS

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun

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RAM GIRLS

she forget about you, the moment turn her off

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WINDOW GIRLS

everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

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VIRUS GIRLS

Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try you uninstall her you will lose everything.. .

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SERVER GIRLS

Always busy when you need her.