Stupid Questions & Smart Answers (1)

BOY: May I hold your hand?
GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.


GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY: You love me...


GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY: Sure, what's your phone number??


GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple


GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: Don't you ever want to improve??


BOY: I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL: How soon??


BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there??


SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.


MAN: You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN: NO, because you make me sick.


WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.


MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.


GIRL : "....And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
BOY : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".