Some women are just awesome!

[Two women were chatting in office.. ]

Woman 1:"I had a fine evening, how was yours.. ??

Woman 2:"It was a disaster.. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 minutes and fell a sleep.. How was yours.. ??

Woman 1:"Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner.. After dinner we walked for an hour.. When we came home he lit the candles around the house..It was like a fairy tale!

[At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.. ]

Husband 1:"How was your evening.. ??

Husband 2:"Great.. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. What about you ??

Husband 1:"It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill; so I took her out for dinner which was so expensive that i didn't had money left for a cab. We walked home which took an hour and when we got home i remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house!!

Funny Stuffs

Longest Tennis Match Ever

You Lose Something

For everything you have missed, you have gained something else, and for everything you gain, you lose something else.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

If one day....

if one day you feel like crying... Call me.
I don't promise that I will make you laugh,
But i can cry with you...

if one day you want to run away from your world..
Don't be afraid to call me...
I don't promise to ask you to stop...
But I can run with you...

If one day you don't want to listen to anyone... Call me.
I promise to be there for you and I pormise to be very quiet.

But if one day you call me and there is no answer..
Come fast to see me..
Perhaps I need you...

How Important

How can you spell "N_CE" without "I"?
"POL_TE" without "I"?
How can you "SM_LE" without "I"?
How can you "W_SH" without "I"?
See, "I" am very important to you...

Funny Definitions

A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today.

A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief."

A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Boss is someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Life Insurance - A contract that keeps you Poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Key to Failure

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

- Bill Cosby